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hey,hey! Well after a very pleasing positive vibe about last weeks debut weekly post "fuck you friday" were back with another bitchin post.
I got to thinking about the dynamics of a regular "fuck you friday" post,
Things like, with nasty words like fuck,shit,prick & kids how will I ever get my blog sponsored by some big forward thinking company so I can attend the biggest blogging confrence on the planet next year in New York @bloggher12 (dreamin I know)
Will I be able to regularly come up with something cool to write about? 
Will I attract negative energy so that bad things will keep happening,or will I starting looking for the bad in situations rather than the good?
Can you imagine what it's like in my head? fuck it's busy i'll tell you that!! Anyways I have no answers to any of these questions but I do know that I'm just going to keep this space as true to myself as I can without filters & just be j9 cause thats who I am...moving right along!

This weeks "fuck you friday" is sponsored by some old fuckwit in milton......
 The story starts on lovely sunny winters day at Milton showground,where Spy,Nyx & myself have arrived for our morning of kindergym.As we are waiting to be let in a cattle dog (not full grown) comes running up to Nyx,he was by no means aggressive but very playful & rough,I grab Nyx's arm whilst trying to keep the dog from jumping on her with my mad ninja foot skills....his owner appeared to be an old fellow who was wandering up calling the dog but by no means rushing to help! By this stage I'm starting to get dizzy for the doughnuts i'm doing with the dog trying to keep him off my kid, so here's where it gets interesting i yell out "come & get your dog now or i'm going to kick it" (you know cause i'm classy like that) by this stage the dog has seen Spy who is holding a sausage roll in his hand & has moved on too jumping on him, I grab the dog walk over to this old fellow & say very loudly because I now have 2 distressed children,o.k i yelled, if you can't control your dog keep it on a leash,what just happened is not o.k & he said wait for it.....why don't you keep your kids on a lead! boom,boom wtf, you crazy old fool my kids are perfectly entitled to be here they were not running wildly or away from me,what are you talking about anyways,he gave me more attitude which resulted in me rushing up to him & telling him to GET AWAY NOW! (I really wanted to kickbox him in the neck) & it put me in a stabby mood for the rest of the day.....
disclaimer: I love dogs am not an animal hater or anything it's about being responsible for your animal,just as I am expected to be responsible for my kids same rules apply I think? do you? please comment....

A quick update on last week "fuck you friday" post about the fence, well it's now sunday of the next week & I still don't have a fence....FUCK...I's a fucking joke & mother nature's not helping me any with rain, bitch!
You guys know that I love it when you comment so please do,or you know I'll cut sick on your asses next time I see you!! never forget "wereallmaddhere" xx
  P.s I have got some guest post's coming up soon,if you would like to contribute to "wereallmaddhere" please let me know!!! j9mrox@hotmail.com

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this is how i look of a morning....no seriously!
 
 
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Hey,hey,hey welcome to "Fuck you friday" our new regular friday feature where you can feel free to vent whatever it is thats pissing you off,because as we all know it's better out than in baby! So please don't hesitate to comment with your  "fuck you friday" gripe,I would love to not be the only one with a bad attitude sometimes....

Todays "fuck you friday" post is coming to you from my landlord...now don't get me wrong,he's not a bad man, unless you think that tight arse,drive byin,don't want to fix nothin but when i do fix it i ain't tellin you i'm coming is bad, then he is...
 Today's story goes something like this, I arrive home from the school run still half pajama clad (you know cause i'm classy like that) to find 2 men in my backyard ripping down my side fence WTF...it turns out it is my landlords brother & sidekick & they are replacing the fence. O.k cool so when do you expect to finish this job is my query & i quote "hopefully by the middle of next week weather depending" um hello fuckwit, i have 3 children under 5 & will not have a fence to keep them off the street for at least 5 days WHAT!!! Why would you start this job on a friday, when you know you are not going to be able to finish it by the weekend?? why,why,why....
My biggest gripe with this situation (apart from the fact i think they should pay for a nanny to come look after my feral children that i can't let outside) is the lack of communication,he did say he tried to call & left a message,well thats one of those things we will never know because i did not get a msg & i really don't think anybody should have started anything untill there was a clear conversation between us,but it's all too late for that now as i am now technically living with my neighbours,as if they were'nt close enough before! FUCK!
 I also have a toothache & a sore eye just to make life a little more bitchin & a 14 mth old who does not like to sleep ever fullstop,fuck me dead i'm on a whinge roll here, lady!

 Anyways because i'm am a lucky son of a bitch with a stop traffic terriffic bestie,who feels sorry for me regularly,i am out of this cesspit for the evening and off for woodfired pizza & plenty of liquid refreshment.When these rare moments happen anything is possible & i will try to get photo's of the crazy that will be us enjoying ourselves! 
 As i said before please feel free to join the fuckfest by commenting below,it won't change anything,but by fuck it makes you feel much better! loves youse all! j9 p.s don't forget wereallmaddhere!!!! 

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this is what my children regulary look at their dinner like...
i would like to say a big thanks to the stay at home babe for the inspiration for "fuck you friday's"  check out her blog it's so much better than this shiz...