It's freezing cold & he still refuses to wear clothes...
Hey guys,well today I'm going to talk a little about real life v's not so real life in regards to my household.Its kinda going to be a pictorial blog today but I will say this...my house does not always look like this,sometimes it looks heaps worse! I know!!! Wtf...
I'm so sick of seeing photos of people's serene sleeping spaces! Real world beds look something like this...maybe?
My lounge,if you sit very,very carefully none of those washing piles should collapse & fall on you...maybe.
My stupid little real life kitchen...always looks like this,there are always dishes to wash & put away...fuck!
My laundry is the same as my kitchen never ever am I finished in there...
Of course there are Lego men in my sink...where else would you put them??? Did I mention we are all fucking euro here & the laundry is in the bathroom? Yes it sucks,thanks for asking!
The children's room kinda looks better than usual & yes they are my boys being totally feral for a change...why I ask? Why?
What do you mean you don't have bits of music paraphernalia strewn all through your house? Love that mr fixit is a talented musician,hate all the shit he needs to make the music...I'm a bitch right?
The idea with cute baskets was to hide the crap build up on the kitchen bench...fail!
Last but not least my super clean organized fridge...no I do not use crisper drawers I never want to touch a liquidfied cucumber ever again thank you very much!
To wrap it up please understand I would love to live in a house that looks like a magazine spread but really I am far to lazy,have too many children & spend way to much time on the Internet for that to ever happen,so I'm keeping it real & letting you all in on my big secret...I'm a pretty shit housewife & I'm o.k with that! Oh did I mention that I don't own an iron,nuff said!
Got any housewifey fails you wanna share?? Go on please...I'm not the only one am I? Am I ??