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Hey,hey,hey welcome to "Fuck you friday" our new regular friday feature where you can feel free to vent whatever it is thats pissing you off,because as we all know it's better out than in baby! So please don't hesitate to comment with your  "fuck you friday" gripe,I would love to not be the only one with a bad attitude sometimes....

Todays "fuck you friday" post is coming to you from my landlord...now don't get me wrong,he's not a bad man, unless you think that tight arse,drive byin,don't want to fix nothin but when i do fix it i ain't tellin you i'm coming is bad, then he is...
 Today's story goes something like this, I arrive home from the school run still half pajama clad (you know cause i'm classy like that) to find 2 men in my backyard ripping down my side fence WTF...it turns out it is my landlords brother & sidekick & they are replacing the fence. O.k cool so when do you expect to finish this job is my query & i quote "hopefully by the middle of next week weather depending" um hello fuckwit, i have 3 children under 5 & will not have a fence to keep them off the street for at least 5 days WHAT!!! Why would you start this job on a friday, when you know you are not going to be able to finish it by the weekend?? why,why,why....
My biggest gripe with this situation (apart from the fact i think they should pay for a nanny to come look after my feral children that i can't let outside) is the lack of communication,he did say he tried to call & left a message,well thats one of those things we will never know because i did not get a msg & i really don't think anybody should have started anything untill there was a clear conversation between us,but it's all too late for that now as i am now technically living with my neighbours,as if they were'nt close enough before! FUCK!
 I also have a toothache & a sore eye just to make life a little more bitchin & a 14 mth old who does not like to sleep ever fullstop,fuck me dead i'm on a whinge roll here, lady!

 Anyways because i'm am a lucky son of a bitch with a stop traffic terriffic bestie,who feels sorry for me regularly,i am out of this cesspit for the evening and off for woodfired pizza & plenty of liquid refreshment.When these rare moments happen anything is possible & i will try to get photo's of the crazy that will be us enjoying ourselves! 
 As i said before please feel free to join the fuckfest by commenting below,it won't change anything,but by fuck it makes you feel much better! loves youse all! j9 p.s don't forget wereallmaddhere!!!! 

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this is what my children regulary look at their dinner like...
i would like to say a big thanks to the stay at home babe for the inspiration for "fuck you friday's"  check out her blog it's so much better than this shiz...