Today's ramble is one I have been thinking a lot about lately,it involves my children & sometimes my husband & the fact that the better I get to know them all,the more I realise I think I have created idiots...if life were really survival of the fittest they wouldn't last 5mins!
I love them all dearly or something,something & have had a great laugh remembering all the stupid things they have done that made this list below,so with no further ado I present to you a list of some of the crazy things my family have done...
-miss A has no idea of just how dangerous electricity can be I realised as I watched her about to put a knife into a plugged in toaster...(this was fairly recently)
-mr B once thought it would be a tasty treat to eat the moisture absorbing beads he received with some other present
-mr M was banned from riding his moto bike after repeatedly using the car to stop instead of the brakes
-miss N doesn't bother to unwrap the lollies before she eats them,down the hatch plastic wrapping & all
-Mr Fixit recently tried to kill us all by nearly feeding us green potato mash,dude green potatoes are poisonous!
-miss A honey,your breakfast cereal does not go in your nose,that thing was wedged in there good I tells ya!
-I can't remember who it was that drank a whole glass of straight cordial but really folks how do you not realise that shits not been watered down...
-mr S what is it with him & plastic bags on his head? A fetish perhaps? Geez!
-mr B recently wrapped his head in sticky tape,like dude you didn't think that through did ya? Ouch!
-miss N why would you deliberately poke yourself in the eye? Why?
-miss A babe please don't force your head through the veranda railing bars,it's very, very hard to get it back out again & the oil we had to use to lube your ears up was a bitch to get out of your hair...
-miss N if mummy says its hot,please don't touch it to check,yes it is hot & people burn!
-miss N again! Please don't headbutt things to see just how hard they are,the table is very hard darling just ask!
-all the small kids have a thing for the cats butt,do not touch the cats ring hole,he does not like it & there's no soap in the world that's gunna make me eat anything that your manky little hands have touched ever again!
-miss N has a thing for using her undies as a pocket,you do NOT want to know what I have found in there!
That's the list for today but I sure there will be plenty to add as the kids keep growing!
Tell me what things have your family or friends done that makes you think WTF?