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Hey,hey, Welcome to one of my classiest posts yet! It's the spritely tale of my relationship with my dunny...I only realised today the huge amount of energy I invest in our toilet, what with saying it,visiting it,cleaning it,protecting it,did I mention cleaning it...
 Yesterday afternoon Bam developed a case of runny bum,now thats kinda o.k but,he suffers from this slight problem of short arms,which renders him useless at wiping his own bum (he reaches his back fine shame he doesn't crap from there) so 37 bum wiping missions later I was fairly well over it.
i am also lucky enough to be the mother of a child who does not like to go to the toilet untill it's an absolute emergency,so there will be me yelling "you will not get anything untill you go to the toilet" & Spy will stand there doing the I'm busting to go the toilet dance whilst saying to me "but I don't need to go",untill he screams "help me it's coming"....& this I'm sure is an overshare but Spy can lay some cable let me tell you,he might only go every second day but by gingo's I now know what a true "pile of shit is" because Spy creates his own pyramid type structures regularly....but the worst toilet problem I face at the moment is miss Nyx & her new found super power of chucking things in the shitter.
 Over the last few weeks I have had my hand in my revolting toilet more times than I care to remember fishing such things as toothbrushes (depends on whose it is as to whether I replace or not...yeah kids be afraid) the home cordless phone,it kinda still works but only on speakerphone,mighty beans but don't tell Bam he vomits when he hears that kind of stuff...no really he does,underpants anybody's will do & in the last 24 hours 3 full rolls of toilet paper lucky I buy that stuff in bulk i tells you!
 Anyway I shall keep trying to keep the throne room door shut at all times,so little miss Nyx can find a new obsession to replace this toilet one that's getting kinda old fast & I shall keep reminding the boys big & little to make sure your penis is in the toilet before you do a wee & please flush when you are finished....love you all & don't forget were all madd here all the time!

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carly jay
08/22/2011 03:49

hahahaha out donw yourself today my dear. Too good.

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stop traffic terriffic bestie
08/22/2011 04:47

Listen the fact that you can keep putting that hand of yours in the shitter with out freaking out is why I love you xx LOL
STAUNCH

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frizzlemcflurry
08/22/2011 17:01

Ahhh, boys and toilets.Ive told mine that i will make them sit down like girls if they refuse to make the effort to aim. Seriously, the bowl really isn't that small and their penis' aren't that big that there would seem to be an issue !!!

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01/25/2012 14:33

THX for info

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01/28/2012 03:08

Nice one info, thanks

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Aytaç
03/10/2012 06:04

good post

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03/24/2012 12:15

nice post

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03/30/2012 06:28

THX for info

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06/01/2012 03:53

will return shortly

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