People say it is wrong to have a favourite child but having 5 children gives me good insight into this delimma...

Darling you are my favourite child & this is why:


        You were my introduction to true love,so smart,funny,capable,demanding.

We did all our firsts together as parent/child this is why you are my favourite...



You are the sweetest man child I know,your gentle soul will hold you firm,this is why you are my favourite...


        Your brain,the challenges you present me,your sweet little suck ups,your need to still be hugged,kissed & coddled.

Your sassy,mouthy,smarts this is why you are my favourite...


      Your kindness,your individual flair,your gift of entertainment,of independence & of imagination.

You make me feel your joy everyday,this is why you are my favourite...


       Your throaty laugh,your love of family,your need to be touched to feel safe,your go with the flow attitude,your bull at a gate approach to life,this is why you are my favourite...

I love you all the same but different,because you are not all the same,you are you & that's who I love the most...mummy xx


So I have seen a few different signs like these around & I decided to buy this one to put in the kids room.I doubt very much that they will take any notice of it,nor will they do any of the things listed but you know it's worth a try & all that crap...
It also got me thinking about all the other things I say regularly that should be added to the bottom of this sign,things like..

Leave your penis alone

Do not jump on the lounge,bed,your brother

Yes that is a big skid mark

Do not eat off the floor

Get the toothbrush out of your underpants

No douche bag is not spelt doosh bag

Stop choking your brother

Do not growl at old ladies

You are not a dog,do not poo in the backyard

Your penis is not a light saber

Do not sniff other people's bottoms

Do not talk to strangers about your ball sack

No that is not a mouse in mummy's bottom

Do not eat with your feet

Your undies are not a hat

No you can't marry mummy/daddy/your brother/sister

Stop touching Aunty Carly's boobs
These are just a few things that spring to mind,do you have anything you might like to add?? Go on...


Hey there people's,long time no see huh?

About 3 weeks ago 4 of my bestest buddies & I headed to the big smoke to see Pink.

It was the best 3 days of the year so far,fun, relaxing,wild,carefree...kid free!

I put together a little movie of our adventure...enjoy! :)