So apparently it's the end of the world tomorrow,it's got something to do with the bible & noah & floods & numbers,the book of revalations & a worldwide earthquake...now let me set you straight i ain't religious as a matter of fact i can't even spell it,i give my heartfelt thanks to mother earth regularly,without being a freaky hippie,i prefer my freaky straight up...but the more i start thinking about this the more the droplets of paranoia start join up into puddles fuck. Like there have been a LOT of earthqukes big earthquakes lately don't cha think (new zealand,japan,china,spain) & floods everywhere (australia,america,pakistan ect) & big motherfuckin bush fires (australia,greece,currently canada) are we heading for a massive earthquake,is mother earth finally so pissed at us stupid greedy humans for wrecking her beautiful,perfect,self sustaining planet that she's flippin her wig & fucking us all off it?
I personally would have snapped long ago,so anyway now that i'm fully paranoid not only because we live a couple of streets back from the beach & are right on sea level...tsunami anyone..what do i do with the last day of my life?
* well i would have let the kids wagg school but i let them do that already this week bam tuesday when we went to play at the most beautiful park in the world mick ryan in milton & mitch yesterday just cause i like having some extra time with him...& education is important yes kids i want you to die educated..
*i'm gonna have chinese for lunch just in case it's my last meal...cause abby & ej are cooking dinner...
*the one thing i do know is i am not going to do a scrap of housework at all because if the shits goin down tomoz i don't care that my house is a mess..& if the shit doesn't go down everyone's home tomoz to help yay!
*last but not least i am frantically googling richard dean andersons details so we can put Macguyver on the case & all relax cause if anyone can...macguyver can!!
Well my friends till we meet again which rational me says is here tomorrow but paranoid me says that it may be in the fires of mother natures wrath,may your last day on earth be your best one ever!! don't forget "we're all madd here"..or maybe it's just me?